Folks,
I realize we don’t wake up in the morning saying to ourselves “Hey, I think today is the day to crash my car and cause rush hour traffic to be backed up worse than usual.” But because of some reckless driver, there is always an accident causing delays in our morning routine. Not just one day a week, but almost every day during the work week.
And if it’s alright by y’all if I say so, and excuse my French, it’s fucking ridiculous!
For those reckless drivers, if your goal was to piss a bunch of people off, causing an accident during rush hour is by far the BEST way to accomplish your goal so kudos to you!
And for those drivers who are reckless and have not caused an accident yet, let’s be honest, it’s going to happen sooner than later so here are a few tips for you:
Tips For Safe Driving-
1) Realizing the universe doesn’t revolve around you is a start. That may be news to you and I’m sure it’s come as a shock but you’ll be much happier once you realize that minor fact about life. You are NOT the only driver on the roadways. Please take that into consideration while you drive from Point A to Point B.
2) There is this lovely thing posted along the side of the road known as the Speed Limit. I’m well aware that some people see that more as a suggestion than an actual rule that’s enforced but it’s not. So instead of doing 20 over, do less. Much less.
3) All that weaving, bobbing and zigzagging you do throughout traffic- JUST STOP! It’s obvious you should have left earlier than you did and now you’re driving like a fool, putting every other driver at risk. Seriously! JUST STOP! Accept the fact that you’ll be late and consider leaving earlier next time.
4) If you know the Lord Almighty did not bless you with the World’s Greatest Driving Skills, please consider getting a chauffeur. I assure you that we’d be forever grateful.
5) There are these objects on the side of your vehicle called mirrors. USE them! Stop side swiping other vehicles because you forgot to check your mirror. Stop making other drivers swerve to miss your idiotic self. I promise you, those mirrors are there for a reason. They’re not just there to look pretty. They serve a purpose. The sooner you realize that, the better!
6) THINK before you drive!
I just want one morning when my hour commute isn’t delayed or affected by a car accident. A morning that drivers decide to be respectful of others around them, use their brains and actually drive as if their lives depend on it. Because NEWS FLASH; your life does depend on you and the others driving around you.
I understand that’s asking a hell of a lot, but it’s doable.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly
helluvalifewithcassnicole 